Snake Universe Hallucination

"I know hallucinations.  I have the best hallucinations."

"Did I hear you say 'Nincompope', Mr. Santorum, or am

I just having aural hallucinations?"

Because it makes them hallucinate John 'The Eraser' Kruger 

saying, "You're luggage!"

"Oh, pay no mind to what you see over my left shoulder.

It's just Harley Brown, a hallucination I have when

I forget to take my potassium iodide for the coming

radioactive apocalypse."

Little Know Fact #35

Jaguars in South America gnaw on the 

roots of the Caapi plant until they begin 

to hallucinate and imagine they are

VW Microbuses.

Once more, Michelle Malkin had been rescued from the
Fever Swamp, where right-wing paranoia, virulent hatred,
and conspiratorial hallucinations threatened to shorten
her reign as the Queen of the Oddballs.

The next time you're out on the freeway, remember that

22% of the people behind the wheel still believe George

Bush is a great President. Also keep in mind this may

be only one of the hallucinations they have while driving.