Trump Quotes Fox News' Chaffetzphone,

Says Steele Dossier Is 'Bogus'

Headlines We Like to See #13

'Jason Chaffetz Won't Seek Re-Election in 2018'

"Nunes Doing a Great Job," Says Utah Ambush Predator

Rather than buying a new Chaffetzphone, maybe you 

should spend that money on your own health care.

The poor have to choose between health care and 

smartphones. Utahns have a harder choice---between 

Jason Chaffetz and two goats.

You really don't want to meet Jason Chaffetz.

He's a very unpleasant humanoid.

A Chaffetz is what ethologists call an 'Ambush Predator'.

"Have I told you the joke about the House GOP

overseeing Trump's conflicts of interest?"

Jason Chaffetz Sez: "I am here to find the truth

 and make sure that it never happens again.”

[For Jason, that should be easy.]

'FBI Has Finished Reviewing New Emails, and Hillary

 Clinton Is Cleared. 

Again.'

 [Jason Chaffetz, Alas, Is Still an Asshole.]

"Help, help, Hillary Clinton is making me suffer from

Temperomandibular Disorder!"

"What say we impeach John Koskinen?"

"Who?"

"John Koskinen."

"Who?"

Jason Chaffetz Enters House Speaker's Race, Saying He

 Possesses the Extrudable Tongue and Camouflage Skills

 Kevin McCarthy Lacks

Jason Chaffetz Sez:  “I have the greatest respect and 

admiration for Congressman Issa, but I don’t intend 

to be Darrell Issa-like.”

[That's like saying, "I have the greatest respect and

admiration for Christ, but I don't intend to be Christ-like."]

"Since so many Americans believe Benghazi is a city

in Cuba, Darrell, maybe it's time we played the anti-

Castro card."

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