Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Trump Garners Endorsement from
Leader of Albino Lobster Caucus

2 comments:

montag said...

Lobsters spend their lives on the ocean floor eating whale poop. Naturally it's for Trump.

Fearguth said...

I've read Moby Dick three times and I want to know why Melville left that fact out. No wonder lobsters aren't kosher!