"A Malawi man was sentenced to life in prison 

with hard labor for murdering his albino brother

 in order to sell his body parts as good luck charms."

Proud Boys, QAnon and the GOP Merge to Form the 

Albino Lobster Party

Take the Red Pill to reveal an unpleasant truth. Take the 

Blue Pill to remain in blissful ignorance. Take the Black

 Pill to have Trump's albino lobster bailout explained.

'Perfidious Albion' or 'Perfidious Albino'? Correct spelling

 matters, doesn't it?

Mr. Softserve or Albino Poop Emoji?

Trumpniks are now demanding proof that it's NOT 

crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide.

Trump Snags Major Soft Toy Endorsement

Trump Garners Endorsement from

Leader of Albino Lobster Caucus

The principal Academy Award nominees this year are

 so white that, at the Oscars Governors Ball,

only albino lobsters will be on

the dinner menu.

What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #10

An Albino Lobster

Albino Hedgehog Sez:  "Warning!  You may not be protected!"

Gary Bauer believes Muslims in America are treated better than

Christians.  Well, if he is representative of Christians in

America, it's understandable why that would happen.  But,

in truth, he looks more like someone who should be a

representaive of that very rare sect, the Albino Chameleons.

Razing McCain #5

If John McCain were a lizard, he would be an Albino Chameleon.

Albino Ratfish Adopted as New Symbol of the GOP

Exotic Pets Blogging Calendar

for the Week of May 20-26, 2007

Sunday: Spotted Tapir Blogging

Monday: Asian Tiger Mosquito Blogging

Tuesday: Australian Green Tree Frog Blogging

Wednesday: Humboldt Penguin Blogging

Thursday: Peruvian Alpaca Blogging

Friday: Emerald Ash Borer Blogging

Saturday: Albino Wallaby Blogging

Owner says she named her pet albino hedgehog 'Tony Snow',

because "when attacked, it rolls into a tight ball, brandishes

its spines, and grunts, snuffles and squeals, just like the

President's press secretary."

What would you do if you were an albino alligator and were
 trying your best to live down the bad rap you got from a
cruddy movie released in 1996, eleven years before you
were born?

This is a baby albino pygmy marmoset. Add

one more adjective to this monkey and you

could only see it with a magnifying glass.

The New Republic has become the journalistic

equivalent of an albino alligator: so rare it's

hard to keep your eyes off it, but so colorless

it's hard to see until it mates with Ann Coulter.

Five seconds after this picture was taken,

the hunter gigged the elusive albino maxfly.