Saturday, October 31, 2015

Paleontologists have confirmed what has long been 
suspected, viz., that the world's first Brontosaurus
 evolved out of a Trick-or-Treat bag filled with 
uneaten candy corn.

2 comments:

montag said...

And subsisted on a steady diet of fireflies and glowworms?

Fearguth said...

For your delectation: http://foodspin.deadspin.com/candy-corn-is-garbage-1653312351