Saturday, October 31, 2015

The Five Stages of the Jeb! 
Campaign's Morbidity
1. "I'm not dead."
2. "I'm getting better."
3. "I feel fine."
4. "I think I'll go for a walk."
5. "I feel happy, I feel happy!"


Unknown said...

That leaves only one thing. The club to the back of the head. Proverbial club, of course.

Fearguth said...

And when the mortician returns on Thursday, he'll pick up other GOP presidential hopefuls who aren't quite dead yet.