When you are 76, talking about what you plan to do in

2024 is rather presumptuous.

Lord, What Fools These Mortals Be!

Thereby Hangs a Little Tail

Goodnight, Sweet Prince

Lend Me Your Ear

The Infinite Blindfolded Typists Theorem 

states that hitting keys on a typewriter 

keyboard that can't be seen for an infinite 

amount of time will almost surely produce 

the complete works of William Shakespeare.

Alas, Poor Gringo!

If Rudy Giuliani Had Written Julius Caesar

To Sleep, Perchance To Have an Erotic Dream ---

Ay, There's the Rub

Something's Rotten at the EPA

"Well, I was telling the other president, you know, Trump ..."

"He's, he's not a president."

"Oh. He said he was a president."

"Well ... yes ... um, he's not a proper president. 

He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort 

of way that we should want."

There Is Something Rotten in Dershowitz

Green Eggs and Hamlet

"The first thing we do, let's kill all the wind farmers."

"That Kellyanne Conway, she thinks she's one of us!"

"A soothsayer bids you beware the Ides of March, 

Orange Julius Caesar."

"Laugh-a while you can, monkey-boy."

"Out, out damnéd ball!"

So, according to Alexander Waugh's new book, William 

Shakespeare was a sock puppet.   And the hand inside once 

belonged to Shari Lewis. Except that it wasn't really her 

hand but one of the hands of Orlac.  Except it had 

originally belonged to Vasseur the murderer . . .

Palin Quotes Shakespeare, Threatens to 

Blow Chewbacca During Lively NRA 

Convention Speech