Local Messiah Still in Training for Crucifixion,

Waiting to Buy Cross on eBay

Adventures in Aestheticism #22

Buy It Now Price on eBay Only $94.95

 + Free Shipping!

The word on the street is that the Sean 

Spicer Mobile Personnel Lectern is 

selling like hotcakes on eBay.

As Weird Al might sing, "Look what I bought on 

eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y!"

"What I Bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y!"

Boob Autographs Boob's Boob

Miraculous Image of Bobby Jindal on Wheat Toast

Gets No Bids on eBay

Texas Zombie Purchases 'Zombie Apocalypse Assault

 Vehicle and Troop Transport' on eBay

Mitt Romney's Steampunk Etch a Sketch Now Up for Bid

on eBay

When things got really boring in the Virginia General 

Assembly, Republican Senator Dick Black liked to play 

with the unborn baby Weebles he had found on eBay.

You know it's going to be a great day when a Nebraska

woman sells a three-year-old Chicken McNugget that

resembles George Washington for $8,100 on eBay.

"Yeah, all I needed to land this baby was a remote

control unit I bought on eBay."

Anders Behring Breivik Bought

Uniform, Medals on eBay

Princess Beatrice's 'Unique Sculptural

Celebratory Headpiece' Sells on eBay

for $138,000

Whitman Ups Bid for California Governorship to $140 Million;

 Reserve Price Still Not Met

"My skinny little Indian friend from Louisiana and I agree

that it's time for America to stop talking about 'Elections'

and start talking about 'Auctions', or even better, about

'Buy It Now!'"

Meg Whitman Raises Her eBay Bid for the

California Governorship to $99.7 Million;

Reserve Price Still Not Met

"eBayby, I need your lovin'!"

Whether her destiny is to save California

or Fortune magazine, Meg Whitman is

still up for bid, her reserve, thus far, not

having been met.