"In your opinion, Beaky, should Biden invite 

Trump to the Queen's funeral?"

Rick Scott, a centimillionaire and the richest man in

the Senate, wants to raise taxes on the disabled, 

on retirees, and on people whose income is so

low they don't pay taxes.  What a turkey, what

a vulture, what a Turkey Vulture!

It's Don Jr. Vs. Nikki Haley for the Soul of the GOP

When it's a standoff between hyenas and vultures,

it's hard to know who to root for.

Newt Gingrich and Ann Coulter Face Off

Over the Political Remains of Donald Trump

Welcome to the Corporatocracy

A Gathering of Carrion Birds (1985)

The GOP mascot learned the hard way that loyalty in the 

Trump Administration was only for suckers.

Comey's corpus delicti was still warm when the Trump 

White House's forensic cleaner went to work.

Why Peter Cottontail Won't Be Hippity Hoppin' to the 

White House This Year

Bald Eagle Quits Job as National Bird,

Replaced by Beaky Buzzard

Peter Cottontail probably won't be back next year.

Imagine a rattlesnake having sex with a turkey vulture.  

That would be Ann Coulter on Say Something Nice Day.

"Those aren't crow's feet in the corners of your eyes, 

Michele.  Those are vulture's toes."

Donald Trump, Vulture Capitalist

"Not to worry, Michelle, these are only

crow's feet that frame our eyes---not

raven's feet, vulture's feet, or 

condor's feet."

Beaky Buzzard Strikes Back!

A Turkey Vulture has a bald head so that it can easily 

stick it into a carcass to reach the meat.

George Washington McNugget Endorses

Willard Romney McCondor for President

"Road pizza?  I LOVE road pizza, especially

those thin-crust armadillos you find in the

middle of Texas highways!"