Mark Taylor, the 'Firefighter Prophet', believes the Illuminati

created Hurricane Maria, which devastated Puerto Rico in

2017, in order to create a flood of refugees for the purpose of

turning Florida blue.  Explaining man-made hurricanes is 

just one of his spiritual gifts.

How long will it be before Trump starts denying that 

2,977 Americans died from the September 11 attacks, 

because Democrats just made up that number to 

make him look bad?

Trump Sez:  "Puerto Rico was an incredible, 

unsung success."

Alternate Facts

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #138

Timothy Trybus

Trump Cancels First Trip to Latin America; 

"Too Many Rapists Down There," He Says

Stinky Zinke Now Claiming Blackduck, Minnesota

 as Hometown, Not Whitefish, Montana

'Small Company with Connections to Trump Administration 

Wins $300 Million Puerto Rico Recovery Contract' the 

headline reads. Small Company = Two Fulltime Employees.

"Behold," saith the Water Strider, "I bring unto 

thee the Quicker Picker Upper."

Now Trending in Puerto Rico

Trump's New Book

Trump Disappointed Hurricane Maria Not a 'Real 

Catastrophe' Like Hurricane Katrina

Trump Finds Holy Grail, Dedicates It to Puerto Rican 

Victims of Hurricane Maria

Andre Bauer Sez:  "Unlike those Puerto Ricans,

I'm not lazy."

First came Hurricane Maria. Then came Trump the

Blowhard to knock down what was left standing.

"Did you know, Uncle Buck, that Puerto Rico is an island 

surrounded by water? Big water. Ocean water."

Trump's Hand Puppet Reveals the Truth about

Puerto Rico

Whereas it's doubtful Nero fiddled while Rome burned, there's 

no doubt Trump twittered while Puerto Rico drowned.

Puerto Rican GOP Senator Roberto 'Grindr' Arango

Citizen of Waterworld Shocked to Discover Anti-Porn

Crusader Going Topless on Puerto Rican Beach