Leading Authority on Critical Rack Theory Indicates 

It's Not Taught in Michigan Schools

Was he a mythological creature, or

was he the victim of a taxidermical

misadventure?

Idled by the COVID-19 epidemic, the deer had time to

work on their 'deer in the headlights' impression.

Mick Mulvaney Shirt Popular with Impeachment Watchers

Q: "Have you ever heard the expression, 'Deer in the 

Headlights', Mr. Petersen?

A:  "No."

Deer in the Headlights

Bush in the Headlights

Scott Walker Singing 'Bambi's Rotting Carcass Is 

Just Another Wisconsin Roadside Attraction'

If Cerberus Had Been a Deer

Paul Broun Sez:  “All that stuff you were taught about hunters, 

taxidermists, and venison sausage, all that is lies straight 

from the pit of Hell.”

Deer Caught in Obama's Headlights

It was a 'deer in the headlights' moment when Senator

McConnell learned that bad gums had been linked to

erectile dysfunction.

 

Levi Johnston's idea for the title and

cover of his first book, Deer in the

Dark, was quickly discarded in favor

of

Humberto Fontova Sez:  "Diet Coke and buttered

popcorn?  Hell, no!  When there's a new, first-run

 war going on, I always bring fresh-slain venison

and ice-cold home brew!"

Big Rack Triggers Iranian Earthquake

The Day Bambi Got Tasered

"Who cares Land Shark Lager is on sale this week!
Do we look like parrotheads, dumbass?"

When Paul Krugman wrote about 'The Republican Rump',

is this what he had in mind?

You could always tell when Sarah Palin was in the vicinity.

"The Governor of Alaska says she's 'going to Washington, D.C.,

to shake things up!' Well, I'm Bambi's mother, and I can tell

you she sure shook me up---and look at me now!"

"Ultimately, the buck stops here, especially during

rutting season."