Joni Ernst, Cornfield Femme Fatale

If you hear someone singing 'Bringing in

the Sheaves' tonight, it just might be

Jason Voorhees.

Extremely Stable Genius Promises Farmers Mega Rolls of 

Toilet Paper Emblazoned with Trump-Faced One 

Hundred-Dollar Bills

First, Trump Screws You, Then Comes the Hush Money

'Trade Wars Are Good, and Easy to Win'

Asylum Seekers, No!

Cheap Migrant Workers, Si!

 "Celebrity Apprentice Winner Piers Plowman Begs 

Trump to Hire Him as Chief of Staff: 'I'm Perfectly

 Qualified!'"

Pastor Boyd Watson Holder, Jr. Gets Caught by Police

 Having Gay Sex in Church Van and Is Arrested for

Embezzling $70,000-$100,000 from His Church, Which

 He Had Spent on Dating Sites, Like Farmers Only

Government Pays Joni Ernst's Family

$460,000 to Grow Bread Bags

If milk goes over the cliff, will cookies follow?

"Sustainable farming is not a myth."

"You don't say!"

"Yep!  Pass the word."

For some reason it never occurred to her that lettuce was

somtimes used by the criminal class as a slang term

for money.

Corn Earworm Sez: "Unlike Missouri farmer David

Jungerman, who has received over $1 million in

government subsidies, I am NOT a parasite."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #177

David Jungerman

Texans Waiting in Line to Buy Sarah Palin's Book
at Legacy Books in Plano, Texas (circa 1955)

Given the choice, would you rather have a

69-year-old head resting atop a classically-sculpted

29-year-old body,

or own a prosperous Mennonite farm in Bolivia?

In an effort to attract farmers and other rural

Internet users, Google in China will also be called

Gu Ge, which means 'the song of the harvest of grain'.