Trump Sez:  “The Old Crow’s a piece of shit.”

Fake smiles cause Crow's Feet.  In Kyrsten Sinema's 

case, it's Buzzard's Feet.

"Want fries with that crow, Ms. Coulter?"

Trump Gives America the Bird

Trump's Next Nominee to the Supreme Court

Know Your Corvidae

Jeckle Gets Heckled

Carry On, Carrion!

Drinking Joe Crow, especially on Caturday, came naturally

 to the Cat in the Hat.

Carrion Bird Bums a Ride

When he heard that Mike Flynn was taking the Fifth,

Drinky Crow decided he would take one, too.

Crow Doing Irish Jig on Back of Bald Eagle

DOOK! DOOK! DOOK!

"Those aren't crow's feet in the corners of your eyes, 

Michele.  Those are vulture's toes."

"Not to worry, Michelle, these are only

crow's feet that frame our eyes---not

raven's feet, vulture's feet, or 

condor's feet."

Fearguth's Rules of Order #15

To prove a bribery charge, you must adduce one or more

quid pro crows.

"Are you the Status Crow everybody is talking about?"

President Bush Eating Cream of Crow

Pope Benedict Wipes Egg Off Face Before Eating Crow