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Steampunk Etch a Sketch!

Mitt Romney Steampunk Etch a Sketch Comes in 

Second at Utah GOP Nominating Convention

Uh-oh, looks like Mitt Romney is warming up his 

Etch a Sketch.

Mitt Romney's Steampunk Etch a Sketch Now Up for Bid

on eBay

R-Money/R-Nay, the Anagram Ticket of the 

Etch a Sketch Party

Paul Ryan was against the stimulus before he was for the

stimulus before he was against the stimulus again.  Yes, 

Mr. Etch a Sketch certainly made the right choice for 

his running mate.

 "I’m not familiar precisely with exactly what I said, 

but I stand by what I said, whatever it was.  Now,

give me a shake, and let's see what I say next. " 

Although he had repeatedly denied he was Mr. Etch a Sketch, 

people began to notice that when Mitt Romney laughed out

loud, small puffs of aluminum powder escaped from his 

open mouth.

"In my right hand, I hold a microphone, and, in my left, an

Etch a Sketch.  As I've been saying for months now,

I'm the only True Ambidextrous Conservative running

for the Republican presidential nomination this year."

"Who needs a TelePrompter?  All I need is an Etch a Sketch."

Gingrich Productions Announces New Book,

Etch a Sketch for Romneybot 2.0 Dummies

Mitt Romney's Etch a Sketch for the 99%

Mitt Romney's Etch a Sketch for the 1%

"All they needed to prepare my budget for 2008 was

an Etch a Sketch. Republican technology is pretty

amazing, isn't it?"