Im-Ho-Tep Casual Footwear, Popular During

the 3rd Dynasty of the Old Kingdom 

From This Week's Caturday Evening Post

Beauty Rest

It's been Miller Time for over 5,000 years.

Promiscuous Pastry

There had been hope that Louie Gohmert's bout of

COVID-19 would sober him up.  No such luck.

O'Brien has been self-isolating and working from a 

secure location off site, somewhere outside 

Bumfuck, Egypt.

Queen of Da Nile

Local Cat Taking Role of Symbolizing

Justice, Fertility, and Power Very

Seriously

As someone has wisely observed, “In ancient times cats

 were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”

Imhotep Makes His Move

Horus never quite adjusted to being a stay-at-home dad.

Adventures in Aestheticism #99

When they left their home in Judea and fled to Egypt, 

Joseph and Mary had not figured on falling into the

clutches of ICE.

Devin Nunes Displays Eye of Trump Tattoo in His

Right Palm

Leaked Files Show Wilbur Ross Shares Business Ties 

with Pharaoh Mentuhotep's Son-in-Law

Use this when your Ouija Board is in the shop.  The

Glowing Orbacle of Wahhab is Saudi Arabia's

answer to Egypt's Pyramid Power.

"Trump's 3% annual GDP growth rate is certainly 

not achievable during the XXVIIth Dynasty."

The Shake of the Burning Sand

Little did they know the camel would have them arrested 

for 'public display of affection'.