Like the guy who set off the false incoming missile alarm

 in Hawaii, the driver of the snow crawler is refusing to

 cooperate.

Chris Christie Observes Martin Luther King, Jr. Day

at the Beach

Captain of S.S. Trumpanic Says Even a Trillion-Ton Iceberg 

Cannot Sink Her

Jim Gilmore's decision to drop out of the presidential race 

causes an iceberg to collide with Antarctica, killing

150,000 penguins.

If what some of the climate scientists are now saying comes 

true, one day what's left of the Earth's human population 

will not be standing in Jacksonville, Florida---sorry, 

Michelle Duggar---but at the South Pole. 

Russians Confirm They've Reached the Republican Party's

Utopia, Buried Two Miles Beneath Antarctic Ice

Bank of America to Cut 30,000 Jobs, Move to South Pole,

and Change Name to 'Bank of Little America'

Antarctica Base Gets 16,500 Condoms Before Darkness;

Residents Get Ready for Things That Go Bump in the Night

Bipolar Bear Heads to Antarctica