NASA officials had originally predicted Asteroid 2018VP1 

would strike Mars. Well, they were only off by one planet, 

close enough for government work.

Sometimes a cigar-shaped asteroid is just a

cigar-shaped asteroid.

"I wrote a book, I wrote a book, Donald. It's called The End

 of the Age and it deals with an asteroid hitting the Earth.  

It could happen next week.  So, if you don't hurry up and 

find Obama's Kenyan birth certificate, it may be too late."

Garden Gnome Says Jesus Told Him Asteroid Could 

Destroy Earth Next Week

Defecated Eschatology

While the revolution may or may not be televised, the end 

of the world will, without a doubt, be photographed.

"Quite honestly, I don't lose a lot of sleep over whether 

it was a comet or an asteroid that drove me and all the

other dinosaurs to extinction."

Dragonfly Stunned to Learn

'Doomsday Asteroid' Even

Bigger than Thought

"I love Barack Obama," said Senator Coburn. "I think he's

a neat man. I don't want him to be president, but I still love

him. He is our President. He's my President. And I disagree

with him adamantly on 95% of the issues, but that doesn't

mean I can't have a great relationship. And that's a model

people ought to follow." This was just too good to last,

so five minutes later, Asteroid 2005 YU55 collided with

the Earth, causing the greatest mass extinction since the

end of the Cretaceous Period, 65 million years ago.

NASA officials had predicted Asteroid 2007 WD5 would

strike Mars. Well, they were only off by one planet, close

enough for government work.