Super Bass-O-Matic '76

Pink Slime-O-Matic '12

Steve King of Pink Slime Sez:  "I’m here to tell you I’m a 

committed carnivore. I like meat!"

Warm Scuzzies #279

Eldon Roth

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #65

Slime Pickens Goes to White Castle

New Photographic Technique Reveals That Mitt Romney Is

 85% BPI® Boneless Lean Beef (aka Pink Slime)

While touring Beef Products, Inc., in South Sioux City, 

Nebraska, Governor Rick Perry took time out to explain

 how eating pink slime has made him the man he is today.

South Sioux City, Nebraska, Residents Demand Hy-Vee 

Grocery Chain Sell Pink Slime; "We'd Drink Raw 

Sewage Through a Straw So Long As It Created Jobs,"

They Say

Governor Rick Perry of Texas to Tour Beef Products, 

Inc.,  Will Join Governor Terry Branstad of Iowa in

 First Annual 'Pink Slime Eating Contest', Under the

 Aegis of the International Federation of 

Competitve Eating

Mitt Romney Sez:  “Not only do we have to pay for government 

workers, but they have to do something every day. So, they 

look at things they can do, alright? Places they can interfere, 

like with the manufacture and sale of Pink Slime."

"Want Pink Slime with that?"