Joe Scarborough Sez:  "These poor, feckless, weak, 

cowardly guys, like Lindsey Graham, go down and 

shine Donald Trump's shoes. It's just -- it's unbelievable."

“It was almost too stupid for words,” they said. 

“I did not get the sense he was joking at all.”

With 2024 on Her Mind, Nikki Haley Suggests That 

Democrats Give Trump ‘a Break’ on Impeachment

Hamburglar and His Lawyers Huddle to

Plot Impeachment Strategy

'On the Antiquity of Big Macs'

Adam

Had'em.

Almost 60% of Americans disapprove of Trump's

job as a Ronald McDonald impersonator.

Hamburger Justice Can Be Harsh

"You Deserve a Break Today!"

Why Ronald McDonald Is Going to Be Sacked

Ronald McDonald Sez:  "Fast foods are typically high in 

calories, fat, saturated fat, sugar, and salt and may put 

people at risk for becoming overweight."

"Want Pink Slime with that?"

Hamburger Holy Family

It's good to see that Ronald McDonald's wife believes

 in breastfeeding.

Ronald McDonald Discovers Wendy's Stratagem for

Dethroning Burger King

McDonald's has warned federal regulators that it could drop its

health insurance plan for Ronald McDonald unless regulators

waive a new requirement of the U.S. health overhaul. As
expected, Christine O'Donnell has sided with the fast-food
giant, saying, "The next thing you know, Obama will be
trying to ban toys in my Happy Meals!"

Ronald McDonald to Advise Obama's Transition Team

on Best Ways to Hit the Ground Running

On the day the Burger King showed up on Wall Street, the

Dow dropped over 200 points. The plan to have Ronald

McDonald make an appearance has been scrapped.