Breaking News Mashups #14

'ISIS Claims Responsibility for Woman's 

Attempt to Dress Pit Bull in Sweater'

Breaking News Mashups #13

"13 Bald Eagles Found Dead in Maryland from 'Sheen Effect'"

Breaking News Mashups #12

'Disgraced Cardinal Cleared to Fly'

Breaking News Mashups #11

'Lindsey Graham's First Act as Prez? 

Eat World's Oldest Pretzel'

Breaking News Mashups #10

'Driver Is Apparently Shocked Over Arrest of

Woman Who Needs Just Four Hours of Sleep

Per Night'

Breaking News Mashups #9

'At Least 108 Dead in Bickering over 'Clean' Homeland 

Security Bill'

Breaking News Mashups #8

'Majority of Americans Doubt the Big Bang, 

Believe Short Sex Is Pretty Normal'

Breaking News Mashups #7

'Beyonce Shocks World by Stealing

 Remnants of Buddha's Body'

Breaking News Mashups #6

'Scientists Find House GOP Leader's Blood 

in Ancient Gourd'

Breaking News Mashups #5

"Wall Steet Tows Rotting Carcass Out to Sea"

Breaking News Mashups #4

"GOP Says No to Rice But Loves 60-Day Bread"

Breaking News Mashups #3

'Holder Appoints Two Attorneys to Investigate 

Sardines, Swallowed Live'

Breaking News Mashups #2

'Huge Algae Blooms Found Under Lauryn Hill'

Breaking News Mashups #1

'Nuke Sub's $400M Fire Blamed on Unimaginative 

eHarmony Passwords'