Tweety Booted From Perch at MSNBC

Adventures in Aestheticism #241

It's no accident Chris Matthews's favorite

cartoon character is Blabbermouse.

People agree Tweety is no good at telling jokes.

"Mike Pence's speech was a barn-burner and power-

packed, just like me!"

"And what might your name be?"

"I'm Blabbermouse."

"Blabbermouse? Why Blabbermouse?"

"I was named after Chris Matthews."

Chris Matthews just said that Justice Scalia was a 'charmer'.

Even Fat Tony thinks that's pretty funny.

"Study it out and you'll know that I spent the afternoon

getting my hair fixed at Juanita Jean's, the World's

Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc."

"With bazongas like hers, how could

 Meghan McCain not lean forward?"

"I hear Chris Matthews has deeply apologized
again. Isn't that special!"

Balaam's Ass's ass could talk, too.

It's official: Chris Matthews has the narrowest

shoulders of any man in the mainstream media.

Hardball Host's Reaction When Michele Bachmann Said,

"Chris Matthews Laid a Trap, And I Walked Into It."

Portrait of Kevin James After Chris Matthews

Chopped Him Off Above the Knees

Yesterday, right-wing radio talk show host Kevin James was

beaned by Chris Matthews on Hardball. Doctors say Kevin's

head injury might have been more serious if he hadn't been

wearing his dunce cap at the time.

One of the ways a dictionary defines a word is to use it

in a sentence. For example, look up 'insufferable' and you

might see, "Chris Matthews is an insufferable blowhard."

Tragic Mask
Comic Mask

Tragicomic Mask

"The press loves McCain. We're his base."

MSNBC's David Shuster Suspended for His Irresponsible and

Inappropriate Plagiarizing of Tucker Carlson's Impersonation

of Chris Matthew's Gynophobic Logorrhea

"As if anyone doesn't already know this -- I love politics.

I love politicians. Most of all, I love myself. God,

I can't tell you how much I love Chris Matthews!"