Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #228

Clone Wars 2:  Dukakis Vs. DeSantis

China Announces World's First Successful Clone

 of Pinky Lee

Case Closed!

Decision to Permit the Cloning of Santa Claus Blamed 

for Beaches Being Overrun by Jolly Old Elves

Scientists Clone Rick Perry with One Drop of Bile

Viking Warship Cloned from Roskilde's 

Thousand-Year-Old DNA

But can he fill the clone shoes?

Attention All Human-Animal Hybrid Growers

Chupacabra breeding is now against the law in Arizona and Louisiana.

Subtract all that is fake, phony, and false from Carrie
Prejean and this is all that remains. But as we learned
from watching Sleeper, the nose can be one of the most
dangerous parts of the body.

It was not until the Bush-McCain experiment

turned out so badly that the tide of public opinion

turned decisively against human cloning.

Great Misadventures in Science #1

Cloned Dog Believes It's a Clydesdale

Although the decision in 2002 to permit the cloning of

Santa Claus was widely viewed as an essential step in the

campaign to spread Christmas cheer worldwide, there is

now some evidence, albeit anecdotal, which tends to

suggest some metropolitan areas, like New York City,

are being overrun by jolly old elves.