Pantomime Governor Paterson Makes Generous Offer

to Help Relocate 'Ground Zero Mosque' to the Dark

Side of the Moon

"Believe it or not, my first career choice was to

become a marriage counselor."

"I only look like a crumb bum."

Gov. David A. Paterson of New York said on Monday that

calls for him to step down were the result of “wisteria.”

Warm Scuzzies #64

David Paterson and David Johnson