Fidel Castro spoke 7 hours and 10 minutes at the 

Communist Party Congress in Havana in 1986.

So the Fascist speaking for 1 hour and 48 minutes

pales by comparison to the Communist.

Have you seen Big Bird wearing his 'Ted Cruz 

Impersonating Fidel Castro' shirt?  It'll make a

 great Christmas gift for your five-year old.

Would the real Fidel Castro please stand up?

On September 9, 2000, Fidel Castro delivered a speech

 in New York City which lasted 4 hours and 16 minutes.

And he didn't slur a single word.  Top that,

Orange Julius Caesar!

Trump Places Third in Long-Winded Sweepstakes

Hearing that Trump's speech at CPAC

lasted two hours, Fidel Castro reminds

us that on September 20, 1960, he

addressed a plenary session of the

U.N. General Assembly for 

four hours and 49 minutes.

"Trump didn't hate me because I was a dictator.  He hated

me because I was a Latino.  Had I been a Russian, like

Putin, we would have been best friends."

On the cover of Newsweek, Donald Trump shows

you how to hold your mouth when pronouncing

the word, 'Cuba'.

'Trump Violated the U.S. Hugging Embargo Against Cuba'

Fidel Castro Still Undecided Which Cuban He Will

Endorse for the GOP Nomination

The Unexpurgated Bible #111

"But when he was yet a great way off, Fidel saw

 Rafael, and had compassion, and ran, and fell

 on his neck, and hugged him."

"I haven't trusted U.S. policy for over 90 years, 

and I'm only 88 years old!"

In order to fully normalize relations with Cuba, will Barack

Obama be required to hold hands with Fidel Castro?

If you doubt the efficacy of the Cuban Embargo, just look 

at how it has turned Fidel Castro into an octogenarian!

Little Known Fact #52

'Castro Brothers Looking for Higher Office'

If, as he claims, President Obama is 'dictatorial' like Fidel

Castro, will Ted Cruz follow his father's example and 

emigrate to Canada? 

Rafael Cruz Expresses Desire to Go Mano a Mano

with Fidel Castro

Ungrateful Immigrants

So, Rafael Cruz, Ted Cruz's dad, fought on the side of 

Fidel Castro during the Cuban Revolution and then 

bribed an official in the anti-Communist Batista 

government---a U. S. ally in 1957---in order to get 

an exit permit so that he could come to the United 

States on a four-year student visa and study at the

 University of Texas.  While at the University, Rafael

 met and married Eleanor Darragh, a woman from 

Delaware of Italian and Irish descent.  After graduation, 

Rafael and Eleanor moved to Alberta, Canada, 

where he worked in the oil business and became a 

Canadian citizen.  (Rafael didn't become an American

 citizen until 2005, 48 years after he emigrated from Cuba.) 

During their years as Canadian residents, Rafael 

and Eleanor became the parents of now-Senator Ted 

Cruz in 1970 and, four years later, were granted 

political asylum in the U. S. and moved back to Texas. 

How ironic, then, that the junior Senator from 

the Lone Star State is such an ardent opponent

of a path to citizenship for illegal immigrants.

"Since so many Americans believe Benghazi is a city

in Cuba, Darrell, maybe it's time we played the anti-

Castro card."

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