He waited patiently for the day when the Contrabass Banjo

supplanted the electric guitar in Mothers of Invention

cover bands.

No Guitars, Just Vuvuzelas

Some like to play Air Guitar.  Bill O'Reilly likes to play 

Air Rifle.

Air Scuba Divers Dancing to the Music of Air Guitarists

Flag Desecration #68

If, as Politico says, Chris Christie and Bob McDonnell

are 'Republican rock stars of 2009', where, pray tell,

are their guitars?

Flag Desecration #55

Being a libertarian, he believed in TANSTAAFAG

[There Ain't No Such Thing as a Free Air Guitar].  And

so he didn't bother to pick one up on the way home.

Axe Murder:  Activision Slays Guitar Hero

Man Awakens to Find Himself Playing Guitar

at a Chinese Music Festival

Why Sasquatch Disappeared

Air Guitarist Performing His Musical Adaptation

of the Iraq Study Group Report

Someone has invented a guitar that doubles as a

semi-automatic battle rifle, or vice-versa. Either

way, it will give new meaning to the phrase,

"killer music."

Music Fan Has Private Audience with Guitar God