Haley Barbour is more than a 'Party Über Alles' man;

he's also a 'Boss Hawg Über Alles' man.

Haley Barbour Sez:  "I would love for Christie to put 

a hot poker to Obama’s butt."

Haley 'Fuzzy Memory' Barbour Praises Willard Mechanism

 for Keeping Its Profile Indistinct and Vague

If North Carolina is looking like Mississippi, 

just imagine what Mississippi is looking like.

As George Orwell might have said, "At age 64, Haley

Barbour had the face he deserved."

"Good God, Haley,  I just realized you're the spitting image

of Boss Hogg!"

But there isn't a racist bone in Haley Barbour's body.

Republican Governor Haley Barbour pardoned 208

criminals – murderers on down – on his last day

in office.  And then he laughed out loud at all the

Mississippi rubes who had ever voted for him.

"Governor Barbour, as the most illustrious member of the law

firm of Oink, Grunt, and Squeal, how do you explain the fact

that there are currently no scions from the South running 

for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination?" 

It was said of Haley Barbour, "He

had the belly, but not the fire."

"I grew up watching the Dukes of Hazzard, Governor, so

you can imagine how excited I am to finally meet Boss
Hogg in the flesh!"

Boy Comatized by Haley Barbour's Southern Drawl

Expected to Recover

Look at Haley Barbour and try not to think 'Meat Puppet'.

See, it can't be done.

"Whaddya mean, 'Oink', boy?

Boss Hawgs don't 'Oink', they

'Grunt'.  You've obviously never

heard a Mississippi Grunt, have

you, boy?"

"A lot of people talk to themselves.  I'm

different:  I don't just talk to myself;

I lobby myself."

"Mike Huckabee says you may possibly

have 'the most brilliant political mind

in America'.  Inasmuch as Mr. Hucka-

bee is a potential candidate for the

GOP presidential nomination, would

 you entrust the nuclear codes to

someone who would say something

like that?"

"I thought my ex-press secretary's tsunami joke was in poor

taste, but the one about Janet Reno's gender really cracked

me up!"

“I don’t go around denouncing people. That’s not

going to happen. I don’t even denounce the 'I

Secretly Want to Punch Slow-Talking Good

'Ol Boys in the Piehole' Facebook group.”

Mississippi Land Whale's Blow Hole

If you've ever wanted to see how presidential timber dies

from the top down, take a gander at Mitch Daniels and

Haley Barbour.