The Hedgehog Knows One Big Thing

Of the spiny mammals, Sarah Palin neither lays 

eggs (like the Echidna) nor rolls into a tight ball

 (like the Hedgehog).

Albino Hedgehog Sez:  "Warning!  You may not be protected!"

This hedgehog says his favorite line in Monty Python and the

Holy Grail is when the Black Knight says, "I'm invincible!"

If Sarah Palin Were a Spiny Mammal

Have you ever considered how little money
it takes to keep a hedgehog happy?

Fearguth's Rules of Order #21

To avoid being obnoxious, do not ask a hedgehog

if it is related to the Echinocereus triglochidiatus.

Owner says she named her pet albino hedgehog 'Tony Snow',

because "when attacked, it rolls into a tight ball, brandishes

its spines, and grunts, snuffles and squeals, just like the

President's press secretary."

Archilochus, the Greek poet, said "the hedgehog knows

one big thing." Back then, it was, 'Roll into a tight ball

when danger approaches'. Today, it is, 'Sonic the Hedgehog

rules, and Dr. Robotnik eats Sonic tater tots'!