Zippy the Pinhead's First Brush with Hollywood

Mount Gropemore

Trumpnik Confuses Mount Rushmore with

Twin Peaks

If Gutzon Borglum Had Been a Trumpnik

Bad Day at Mount Rushmore

Another Dad-Blamed Cliffhanger!

Mount Gaspmore

Mount Baggermore

Glenn Beck to Lead Teabagger Campaign to Efface

Abraham Lincoln and Theodore Roosevelt from

Mount Rushmore

If you want to fool your friends into thinking you're
the outdoorsy type, like, say, Theodore Roosevelt,
use a tanning bed. Sarah Palin does, and she's already
dreaming of the day her bronzed visage appears up
there with the Bull Moose's on Mount Rushmore.

Last-Minute Deal Struck: Barack to the White House,

Hillary to Mount Rushmore

Only The Big Cheese make it to the mountaintop.

"Yeah, Dittoheads tried for years to get his mug on

Mt. Rushmore. But they failed and had to eventually

settle for naming this mud volcano, Mt. Limbaugh."

"Welcome, America, to my favorite monument,

Mount Bushmore."

As the Super Hornets flashed by on their training mission,

one pilot radioed the other, "Can you believe they still haven't

put Ronald Reagan's face on Mount Rushmore?"