At Trial, Hosni Mubarak Says "I'm Not Dead Yet;"

On Cross-Examination, He Says, "I'm Getting Better"

"Clear the set, everybody!  It's time for the

next scene in The Human Comedy."

"Governor Walker, believe me, I feel your pain!"

You could tell when the AstroTurfers came to Madison.

When you glance at this chart, you might get the

impression that you're seeing the distribution of

wealth in a family-owned country, like Mubarak's

Egypt.  But, upon closer inspection, you discover

that it's 'Share of Financial Wealth in the United

States'. 

Egyptian Tortoises Finally Recognized for Their Role in

Helping to Topple the Mubarak Regime

"I'm appointing committees to suggest reforms, Mr. Obama.

  How's that for change you can believe in!"

Warm Scuzzies #140

Frank Wisner

President Mubarak Launches New Camel Jockey

Diplomatic Initiative to Calm Egyptian Unrest

Hosni Mubarak abandons ship, abdicates, bows out, hangs

it up, leaves, quits, resigns, retires, signs off, stands down,

steps down, and throws in the towel.

Hoser Mubarak Pisses on His People

Egyptian Head of State Taking It Easy