Bernie Sanders Mano a Mano Rand Paul,

or

Mitten Man Vs. Incandescent Man

This May Hurt a Little

He Will Cleanse Us from All Viruses

Trump Sez:  "Supposing we hit the body with a tremendous — 

whether it’s ultraviolet or just very powerful light —  supposing 

you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either

 through the skin or in some other way."

Mick Mulvaney Shirt Popular with Impeachment Watchers

Not since the Lighthouse of Alexandria has there been

 a light source as awesome as the Great Gaslight of Trump.

"Ahead Warp Factor One!" commanded Captain Kirk.

And God Said, "Let There Be Light"

Breitbart Photographer Explains How Light Makes

 Steve Bannon 'Look Bad' Everywhere He Goes

A new study has found that bright light stimulates men's 

sex drive. This may explain why when you turn out the 

lights, the party's over.

Deer in the Headlights

Bush in the Headlights

"Remember, Maury: if the customer wants a green suit, 

turn on the GREEN light.  But if he can't 'get it up', turn 

on the BLUE light."

Contrary to what you've always believed about the 

reflectivity of white surfaces, a new study claims 

that you're 12% hotter in a plain white t-shirt.

According to the History Channel's version of The 

Bible, the Devil has a dark skin, wears a hoodie, and

looks like Barack Obama.  But the Apostle Paul said

the Devil wears a disguise that makes him look like an 

'Angel of Light'.   The Apostle must have had Dark

 Light in mind at the time.

Newtrino:  a Subatomic Particle That Can Grift

Faster Than the Speed of Light

Rick Perry, a gaseous giant located 750 light years from

Chthonic Sanity, is one of the darkest solar objects ever

discovered, reflecting less than 1% of light.

Michele Bachmann had begun to see the light,

 but it turned out to be just another UFO from

 Planet Confuse-a-Gopher. 

"Tennessee, am I white enough yet? 

I can always turn up the light."

Whiteworld #5

"If we get any whiter, people will have to start looking

at us through a prism in order to tell us apart!"

"If I were any whiter, my albedo would be higher

than freshly-fallen snow."