Even Liberty University's Falwell Center 

for Internet Memes has been locked down.

Jerry Falwell, Jr., is proof conclusive that rotten fruit does

not fall far from the tree.

"Frankly, Mr. President, I pray for you every day.

I pray for your wisdom, I pray that God will open

 your eyes. I pray that you will turn back the health

care law that's been passed and ask that your EPA

 back down these regulations that are causing

businesses to hesitate to spend money."

"What a coincidence, Governor Perry!  I

pray for you every day, too.  And, you

know what?  God tells me your prayers

are much funnier than Jerry Falwell's,

before he died and went to Glory."

Patrick McFalwell Often Mistaken

for Patrick McHenry

"Huckabee Unmistakably Evolving into Another Falwell,"
Say Proponents of Punctuated Equilibrium Theory

"Now that Jerry's out of the way, Pat, that means no

more than a two-way split when we inherit the earth."

Jerry Falwell Reincarnated As White Velvet Painting

Instead of Heaven, God sent Jerry Falwell straight to Hell, Michigan.

Falwell's Sudden Death Jolts Field of GOP 
Presidential Candidates

Jerry Falwell, dead today at age 73, has been described as

"a huge, huge leader." He was definitely that alright.

"To tell the truth, Jerry, I couldn't spend $400 on a haircut,

even if I wanted to."

"And when I speak to those graduates at

Liberty University, founded by a man who

panders to the outer reaches of politics

and the agents of intolerance, my

inspiration will be Emerson, who once said,

'A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of

little minds'."