Israel and the Great Tribulation

"Best of all, it was only $10.88 at Walmart."

Jeb Bush has criticized Barack Obama, Hillary 

Clinton, and John Kerry for using what he calls

'big syllable words'.  There are seven of these

in English, all beginning with the letter 's' and

all nine letters long.

"Like Jesus said, Secretary Hammond, 'Consider the lilies  of 

the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin'.

Wouldn't it be nice to have a job where you never had to spin?"

President of Afghanistan and U. S. Secretary of State

in 30-Minute, Two Out of Three Falls, Grinning Match

When you watch the Secretary of State call

 the military coup d'état in Egypt "hard work

 in transitioning to a democracy," you can almost

 see the strings attached to John Kerry's lower jaw.

What John Kerry Looks Like When His Support for Iraq

Is 'Intense' and 'Sustained'

"Would you like to play 'I've Got a Secret'?"

John Kerry was FOR an 'incredible act of aggression' on a 

'trumped-up pretext' before he was AGAINST it':  first in the 

case of Vietnam, second in the case of Iraq.  Is he now 

trying, in the case of the Crimea, to trick Vladimir Putin 

into following his example?

Would you buy a used ShamWow from this man?

"Well, Benjy, I was a Vietnam Veteran Against the War, 

that's true.  But that was the Vietnam War, which ended

 so long ago.  To tell the truth, I've been rather fond of war 

ever since then."

"We are talking about people being killed by gas and you 

want to go talk about Benghazi and Fast and Furious.  We 

want to kill people with Tomahawk missiles, for Christ's 

sake, so let's get serious, shall we?"

The 'Boots on the Ground' John Kerry Tripped Over

"My dear friend, we were born to be wild.  So, let's get our

motors running and head on down the highway!"

Secretary of State Laurel Tells Dems U.S. Faces 

‘Munchies Moment’ in Syria Decision

It's a good thing Rand Paul is Rand Paul, because

he would make a ridiculous-looking John Kerry.

Jonah Goldberg Questions Secretary of State Kerry's

Claim That We Have a Right to Be Stupid;  "It's a 

Privilege for the Few, Not a Right for the Many!" 

He Avers Emphatically

What was at first thought to be a meteor was actually a 

secret weapon built and launched by John Kerry 

against George Bush in 2004 that missed its target 

and finally fell back to Earth last Friday.

"My inner elves are telling me if the Republican Party in 

Massachusetts and the Republican National Committee

 ask me to run for John Kerry's Senate seat, I should."

Dr. James Inhofe Escapes from Okie

Asylum, Isn't Recaptured Until He 

Votes Against the Confirmation of 

John Kerry, His Senate Colleague,

as Secretary of State