"Yes, Virginia, there really is a 2000-Year-Old Man."

Waiting for the 2000 Year Old Man to Make Up His Mind

Whether to Run for President in 2024

First, Canada.  Then, Belgium.  Finally, Spaceballs.

"Your résumé, Mr. Ross, indicates that you once served

as stunt double in Mel Brooks' The 2000 Year Old Man.

Was that before or after The Mummy's Tomb?"

Mel Brooks (Age 88) and Carl Reiner (Age 92)

Engaged in a Non-Vulcan Mind Meld