Trump Sez:  "They have cans of soup.  Soup. 

And they throw the cans of soup."

At 82, Wilbur Ross is frequently mistaken for an

 unwrapped mummy.

Wilbur Ross, the World's Oldest

Disaster Capitalist

Soupy Sales Has Risen from the Grave

Wilbur Ross Dreams About China Gaming the System

'Dysfunction Junction' Adopted as Theme Song of

Wilbur Ross's Commerce Department

A mosaic unearthed at the ancient Roman city of Pompeii

only looks like Wilbur Ross.  He's old, but not THAT old.

Whiteworld #79

Some dead men, like Thomas Hofeller,

tell tales.

Now that Matt Whitaker mentioned it, the resemblance

 is uncanny.

Lord Wilbur, the Supreme Grifter, One of the Principal 

Deities of the Trump Crime Family

Have you seen Wilbur Ross's new infomercial?

The Secret Ingredient in Wilbur Ross's Recipe for

Self-Mummification

Wilbur Ross Waves Bye-Bye to the Four Commerce

Department Employees Who Flunked Their

Background Checks

Wilbur Ross, Trump's Commerce Secretary and billionaire

 tax evader, has begun to hibernate early this year.

Leaked Files Show Wilbur Ross Shares Business Ties 

with Pharaoh Mentuhotep's Son-in-Law

"Speaking only for myself, Wilbur, but what you said 

about the lack of protesters in Saudi Arabia made you 

sound like a real horse's ass."

"Trump's 3% annual GDP growth rate is certainly 

not achievable during the XXVIIth Dynasty."

"Your résumé, Mr. Ross, indicates that you once served

as stunt double in Mel Brooks' The 2000 Year Old Man.

Was that before or after The Mummy's Tomb?"

"Can you believe it?  Wilbur Ross is older than I am!"

"Hello, I'm Mr. Ed, and I can't believe Trump is seriously

considering a guy named Wilbur to be his Secretary 

of Commerce."