Local Cat Taking Role of Symbolizing

Justice, Fertility, and Power Very

Seriously

Leaked Files Show Wilbur Ross Shares Business Ties 

with Pharaoh Mentuhotep's Son-in-Law

"Trump's 3% annual GDP growth rate is certainly 

not achievable during the XXVIIth Dynasty."

Hidden Rooms Found in King Tut's Tomb May Be 

Filled with Grain, Carsonologists Say

"I cannot be bothered with the truth.  It's too tiring."

Thermal Scan of Egyptian Pyramid Finds

'Impressive' Anomaly

Ben Carson says the archaeologists are wrong: 

Egyptians didn't build the pyramids to bury pharaohs; 

Joseph built the pyramids to store Froot Loops.

Jim Carrey Doing His Impression of Charlton Heston as

Moses Telling Pharaoh, "Let My People Go Unvaccinated!"

Cardinal Keith O'Brien Resigns, Accused of Dressing 

Like a Pharaoh and Other 'Inappropriate Acts'

"Well, sounds to me like it's another one of the Pharaoh's

 damned Pyramid Schemes!"

Who Is Really Behind the Egyptian Unrest

Pharaoh was skeptical of the report that Moses was running

for President of the United States. Crossing the Red Sea on

foot was one thing, but defeating Hillary in the primaries

was a bit too much for him to swallow.

Pharaoh Ramses II Out for a Spin

They picked up Pharaoh Ramses II

and moved him to a very noisy neighborhood.

That's when he finally got fed up and shouted,
"Goddammit! Move me to Giza where I can get some
peace and quiet!"