Like Dinsdale Piranha, Trump derived great pleasure from

nailing an enemy's head to the floor.

"I started growing this beard after I watched Piranha 3D."

“People are just looking to be offended by my performance 

as Mayor Burman in Piranha Sharks."

Genealogists Trace Andrew Breitbart's Paternal Line Back

 to Prehistoric Mega Piranha

"I see Dick Armey, but where are the piranhas?"

"Sheesh, you're the fifth person today to ask me why I
bite people. For Christ's sake, I'm a piranha, and like
Rush Limbaugh, that's what God created me for!"