"Ah, distinctly I remember saying, 'Things could be worse.'  

And, as things turned out, they were."

This raven can't say 'Nevermore', but it can say

'Requiescat In Pace'.

That isn't a Crow's Foot at the corner of Trump's eye;

that's a Raven's Foot.

Quoth the Raven

Got Carrion?

Carrion Bird Bums a Ride

What is it about Ted Cruz that reminds people of a 

raven selling life insurance?

"Not to worry, Michelle, these are only

crow's feet that frame our eyes---not

raven's feet, vulture's feet, or 

condor's feet."