Do you suppose a Clorox enema might help?

Until Trump came along, Leaky Gut Syndrome

 was something of a medical mystery.

Alimentary, My Dear Watson

Trump Sez:  "My gut tells me more sometimes 

than anybody else’s brain can ever tell me."

Trump Sez:  "I know every stat. I know it better than 

anybody knows it."

In the Land of Do-It-Yourself Proctologists

Anus Mirabilis

A Trumpnik Manifesto

"See, Nancy, your head only gets in the way 

of your gut feelings."

Trump Exposes America's Underbelly

Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #6

Imagine offal with a blue dress on. That would

be Ann Althouse, Professor of Law.

Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #4

Imagine a thirty-foot gut with a mouth on one end and

an anus on the other. That would be New Hampshire
Senator Judd Gregg,

"Every time I watch The Necro Files, something comes over
me and I get this overpowering urge to reach in with my bare
hand and rip somebody's guts out!"

"Did you know my mouth is the terminus a quo of my
gut whose terminus ad quem--thirty feet down my
alimentary canal--is my anus?"

Do-It-Yourself Palinoscopy

"It turns out my gut feeling about an al-Qaida attack

this summer was nothing more than a flashback to the

day my proctologist said, 'Bend over, Mike, this may

hurt just a little bit'."