Lincoln Expresses 'Great Regret' Concerning

'Small Weapons' Test at Fort Sumter

Guess which Abe nominated Trump.

To Sleep, Perchance To Have an Erotic Dream ---

Ay, There's the Rub

Trump Shows His Little Marco Bendable Action Figure

to Japanese Prime Minister in Oval Office

Muntadhar al-Zeidi, the shoe-throwing Iraqi, would 

have had fun with the dessert Benjamin Netanyahu

 served to the Prime Minister of Japan.

Turd Birds of a Feather Flock Together at

Mar-a-Lago

It took Donald Trump 19 seconds to shake hands with

Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe. The Blob could ingest

 an entire human body in less time than that.

Although they didn't know it at the time, Shinzo Abe,
then Prime Minister of Japan, and Wen Jiabao, Premier
of China, were shaking hands with Roh Moo-hyun, then
President of South Korea, for the last time. Suicide
always catches people off guard---even the rich, the
the famous, and the powerful.

Observers say Shinzo Abe was forced to resign as prime

minister because his Phil Silvers and Buddy Hackett

impressions were such big bombs they reminded the

Japanese too much of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.