RoJo the Clown gets his biggest laughs when he exclaims,

"I want to save Social Security!"

Lindsey Graham Sez:  "Entitlement reform is a must 

for us to not become Greece."

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Andrew Saul

Rep. Sam Johnson (R-TX) has been on the government payroll 

for 55 of his 86 years. To show his appreciation, he is proposing

major cuts to Social Security.

Starving Granny Sez: "I bet you wish you could cut me down

With those Zombie Eyes."

Tea Party Tartuffe Sez:  "Social Security for me, but

no food stamps for thee!"

The thought of gutting Social Security gave Rand Paul's

whole body a stiffy.

Paul Ryan wants you to know he is not poor because (1) he  

was not born lazy, (2) he does not have a culture problem, 

and (3) he is  not from the inner city.  Paul Ryan does not 

want you to know he is not poor because he has a college 

education paid for with Social Security survivors benefits.

The dog was on the table, but, so far, Social Security

and Medicare were not.

Ron Paul Calls for New Emancipation Proclamation 

to Free Him and 61 Million Other Americans

from Social Security Slavery

Slaves of Social Security Begging to Be Freed from Immoral

and Oppressive Retirement Program

If, as Rick Perry is now saying, Social Security is a

'criminal enterprise', there are currently about 53,000,000

retired and disabled Americans who should be behind bars.

 Of course, building and operating enough prisons to keep

old and disabled people locked up will cost much more than 

leaving them on Social Security.  So, maybe they should just

be kept under house arrest.

"OK, I admit it:  I'm a gerontophile!  Just don't let Rick Perry

take away my Social Security and Medicare!"

Charles Ponzi Warns America Not to Be Fooled

by What He Calls a 'Perry Scheme'

Spokesman for Rick Perry's Presidential Campaign Denies

GOP Hopeful Has Ever Said Social Security Is a

'Fonzie Scheme'

If you want to know how government entitlement programs

 have weakened America's moral fiber, you need look no

 further than Marco Rubio. His father, Mario, was a re-

tired bartender, who lived off Social Security and Medicare

until his death in 2010.  His mother, Oria, is a retired hotel

housekeeper, living off Social Security and Medicare.

Marco himself received all his education at taxpayer expense

 from public institutions: South Miami Senior High School,

Santa Fe College, University of Florida, and University of

Miami. And, since 2000, Marco has been living off govern-

ment largesse, first as a representative in the Florida legis-

lature, and now as a U. S. Senator. No wonder, then, that

 Marco Rubio is such an intellectual lazybones and moral sloth.

"I've got a big mouthful of pop-ups right now and can't 

answer your questions about the constitutionality of

Social Security or the treasonouness of secession."

Adventures in Lexicology #4

Aarping (/ˈɑrpɪŋ/), v.  When an organization
representing the interests of retired persons
starts talking about Social Security cuts just
for the hell of it. [The American Association
of Retired Persons was very popular with
the elderly until it started aarping.]

Representative Allen West (R-FL) wants to abolish the IRS,

eliminate the income tax, cut Social Security, Medicare,

and unemployment benefits.  In addition to the things he's

against, West is for tax cuts for billionaires (so that they will

 have money to donate to charities) and a $21 million govern-

ment grant to build a runway at an airport in his district

(which is not pork, he says, since it will create jobs).  

Congressman West is not insane, by the way, even

though he looks and sounds like it.

“Two decades from now, when I'm 92, I would be willing to

take a look at Social Security. But I’m not willing to

take a look at it right now.”