Arkansas Bushman Spotted in Dallas

21st Century Schizoid Man Gives Big Shout-Out

to New George W. Bush Presidential Center

Bush Library Raises $300 Million from Anonymous Donors

Who Prefer Not to Be Seen in Public with Former President

"My fellow Iraqis, I'm holding a Browning

Hi-Power which George Bush will wrest

one day from my cold, dead hand and put

on display at SMU."

"The lousy economy is now hurting George W. Bush in a pretty

direct way: panhandling has slowed down for his presidential

library at SMU, making it difficult for him to meet the $500

million goal."

"Where do you go to school?"

"SMU."

"Where?"

"Southern Methodist University. You know, the

school with a library built in honor of the most

unpopular President in American history."

"Oh, that SMU."

"President Turner, Stephen Payne has just informed me

the George W. Bush Presidential Library Foundation

has received a gift of $1,000,000 from the mayor of

Bumfuck, Egypt. I understand the donor is a great

admirer of President Bush and a devout Methodist."

Bush Administration Files for License to Dump

Library Waste at SMU

Official Portrait Selected for George Walker Bush

Presidential Library

"Congratulations, Cathymanka Marika! You have been

chosen, along with your assistant, Gapala Yumupingu,

to direct the University Park Outreach Program of the

new George W. Bush Presidential Library."

Texas Monthly's Paul Burka doesn't approve of the way the

administration and faculty of SMU's Perkins School of Theology

have expressed their opposition to locating the George Walker

Bush Presidential Library on their campus. He writes:

"The folks at the Perkins School should render unto Caesar:

in this case, the trustees. The decision to accept or reject a

presidential library is not a moral one--and even if it were,

it is not theirs to make." In other words, (1) trustee might

makes right, (2) trustee decisions are nonmoral, like deciding

between an 8 oz. and 6 oz. filet mignon, and (3) you theological

types should stick to your knitting and leave the 
decision-making to senior exective types, like me.

When they build the George Walker Bush Presidential

Library at Southern Methodist University in 2010, the

world's first 'Don't Think Tank' will be parked out front.