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Not to Be Confused with 'Perineum Sunning'

Andrew Giuliani Announces Candidacy for New York

Governorship, Claims to Be More Popular Than

Perineum Sunning

For those who may be considering Perineum Sunning,

 keep in mind that a sunburned asshole is a definite no-no.

Is Perineum Sunning right for you?

Trump Re-Brands Just in Time

for Presidential Campaign

Trumpnik Orange Glo Self-Serve Tanning Machine

Don't Be a Paleface

Old Raccoon Eyes had a bad week.  Too bad. (Sniff!)

The Week Trump's Tanning Bed Was

Out of Service

Even Davy Crockett thinks Trump's 'Reverse Raccoon Eyes'

look pretty funny.

If your donuts look a tad sunburned, it may be because

Dunkin has stopped putting sunscreen on them.

Unlike Barack Obama, Mitt Romney gets his tan

out of a can.

In the final debate, Mitt Romney made his

 most radical flip-flop yet, saying, "I'll be 

a better Obama than Obama."

Was it Zelig who appeared on Univision, or had Mitt

Romney fallen asleep on the tanning bed?

Rick Santorum in Training to Become Stealth Latino

"As the mummy of Queen Tiye, King Tutankhamun's

grandmother, clearly shows, using a sunscreen with an

SPF rating of less than 30+ is a waste of time and money."

From this picture, can you tell if John Boehner is coming out

of the woodwork, or going back into the wooodwork?

When you look at Scott Fitzgerald, the Republican leader of

the Wisconsin State Senate, you're made to wonder:  does

the sun ever shine in Wisconsin?  Seriously, have you ever

seen someone who better brings to mind the old Coppertone

slogan, 'Don't Be a Paleface!'?

Back in the Day When Frank Gaffney Was Brown and

Suspected by Some to Be a Member of the

Muslim Brotherhood