Dana Loesch Sez: "Thrilled about the Oliver North news. 

A total warrior for freedom."

Courtland Sykes Sez: "Real Americans

say 'Missourah'."

Not since the Sack of Rome has the world 

seen such a Visigoth.

Oxymorons for Our Time #183

Warrior-Scholar

Khal Trump Sez:  "I will ride wooden horses across the 

black salt water and I will gut the men in Empty Suits 

and tear down their Establishment!"

Carly Fiorina Sez: "One of the things I would immediately 

do is bring back the warrior class, made from the finest

terracotta, just like the one described in Plato's Republic."

Rick Perry to Participate in Warrior Dash

This Weekend in Forney

No doubt he was one of the greatest samurais of all

time. But what Japan needed right now was a finance

minister--not someone who was an expert in the use

of bows and arrows, spears and guns, and most of all,

swords.