By targeting so many groups, are American haters

in danger of spreading themselves too thin?

How long do you suppose it will take

before 'Real Americans' round up all

the Muslims in the United States, place

them in internment camps, and start

calling them 'Prawns'?

Rude Rhymes #23

Cruel Shoes

Karen Hughes

"Incredible race of giants here. Race of giants.

No, Central Control. No counterattack. Repeat,

no counterattack. Too much for us.

Too powerful. Stay away!"

"Instant Karma's gonna get you,

Gonna knock you off your feet."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #205

Michael Moriarty

Is it just a coincidence that Wright County Egg Farms

is located in Galt, Iowa? Perhaps. But it does suggest

a whole new meaning for the popular libertarian

expression, 'Going Galt'.

Must Be From Wright County Egg Farms

What if members of Congress were held

to the same standard of truth-telling

as Roger Clemens?

Urk, Son of Urk, Sez: "We live by faith as pilgrims

in an alien world headed home to eternity."

Warm Scuzzies #98

Joe Driver

Chinless GOP Senate Leader: "I Take Fearguth 'At

His Word' That He's a Whiteheadian Dipolar Theist"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #204

Allen West

"Why do humans always talk about 'First Principles'

but never about 'Second Principles'?"

Oxymorons for Our Time #57

Global Security

Sarah Palin Event Gets Downgraded From 2,923-Seat

Moran Theater To Venue Seating Only 609 Morans

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #203

Major General James E. Chambers

Randroidism Strikes 1 in 5 Americans,

Laetrile Believed to Be Only Cure

"Is there any truth to the rumor, Mr. Douthat, that you

are returning to Harvard to seek a master's degree in

Advanced Obfuscation Techniques?"

"Governor Christie, did you hear that the price of

hog jowls has jumped to $4 a pound?"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #202

Tom Emmer

Retirement Age Raised to 100,

Social Security Saved

Great Pumpkin Throws Up After Hearing

for the Umpteenth Time How President

Obama Was Instrumental in Passing

the Stimulus Package

Remember this guy? No? Goodness gracious,

how quickly we forget our celebrity warriors!

John McCain would rather forget the day

he met the real Maverick.

There the ruin stood, the Tower of Geller, an artifact

from the time Yahweh confounded the speech of the

Bikini Blogger from Outer Shriekistan.

Turkish Prime Minister Has Bad Hairbrush Day

Believe it or not, being a leopard is hard work.

"Hey, we're only burning Korans to smoke moist and

tender pork ribs, one of the most venerable of our

Southern Christian Traditions."

"Two more, beertender!"

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #111

Pamela Geller and Tom DeLay

A Portrait of the Agent Provocateur as a Young Skank

If Barack Obama is the Seed of Islam, Franklin

Graham is the Hayseed of Christianity.

To the 1 in 5 Americans who believe Barack Obama

is a Muslim, you're mistaken. He's the Angel of Death

for the 1 in 5 Americans who believe he's a Muslim.

Bruce Carroll Reluctant to Change Blog Title from

'Gay Patriot' to 'Reagan's Rainbow Tie Coalition'

Bloodsport Blowback

Quite likely, you've never heard of Leonard Peikoff. He

is probably America's oldest Objectivist philosopher,

and, at age 76, is still randy for Ayn. You have to give

him credit for that---if for nothing else.

As his mother measured his height for

the Guinness Book of World Records,

Leonid Stasnyk reflected on Descartes'

two-substances solution to the mind-

body problem.

Drink Responsibly,

Then,

Like Newt,

Think Irresponsibly

"See! Even my palms are hairless!"

As a general rule, avoid those who frequently use

the word, 'nefarious'. They're probably wingnuts

from Loserville who have a predilection for arcane

video games.

Rude Rhymes #22

Human Stain

John McCain

Honky-Talk Woman

Oxymorons for Our Time #56

Magical Thinking

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #201

Jeremy Walters

"Study Claims Cougars Don't Exist -- and Cougars Beg to Differ"

"The last American combat troops have left Iraq.

I think President George W. Bush deserves some

credit for our cutting and running."