Render to Chaesar the Things 

That Are Chaesar's

"Safe in the arms of Cheesus,

Safe on His gentle breast;

There by His love o’ershaded,

Sweetly my soul shall rest."

Baby Caca Gets Globalized

Trump has Hitler's glare down cold.

Loin King, Trump's Pet Pig,

Qualifies for Secret Service

Protection

Trump to Arrive at Presidential Inauguration

Aboard Aircraft Carrier

Not only does history repeat itself; Time does too.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #101

Alberto Francesconi

What's Under Trump's Rug

The Man in the High Chair

I Want Boeing to Make Money,

But Not That Much Money

"More sawdust on the floor, O Lord!" Dan Patrick lathered.

The Potrzebie Prize #29

Paul Ryan Receives 'Four Pinocchios' from The Fact

Checker for Yarn About the Brown Paper Bag

Louisiana's Newell Normand in Tight Race with

Milwaukee's David Clarke to Succeed Joe Arapaio

as 'America's Sheriff'

Like a jumper from the George Washington Bridge, 

Chris Christie's approval rating plummets to 18%.

Cauliflower McThugg KO'd in Final Round

Michael Flynn the Wackier 'Wrapped Up Like a Douche

 in the Middle of the Night' and Jettisoned from the 

Trump Transition Team

Old Men with Guns #33

Ronald Gasser

Nordstrom Selling Leather Wrapped Stones for

Modern Sling-Bearing Davids

Michael Flynn to Serve as National Fake News

Re-Tweeter in the Trump Administration

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #150

Full Metal Straitjacket

Washington, D.C. to Be Renamed 'Clowntown'

Where the Pentagon Buried the Study Exposing 

$125,000,000,000 in Administrative Waste

46% of Americans say torture is acceptable.  That's the

 same 46% who voted for Trump. So when the other 54%

 of Americans torture them, they won't complain, right?

World's Worst Yobs #373

Robert Lopez

Trump Gives White Power Salute to

Born-Again White Panthers

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #85

Michael G. Flynn

America Looks Under the Hood of Trump's Populistmobile

Sources Say Trumpnik Billionaire Peter Thiel

 Appeared at Costume Party Dressed as 

Hulk Hogan

Nobody Gets Out of Life Alive

Governor Pinchface Forced to Eat His Own Knuckle

Sandwich

Edgar Maddison Welch, Fake Investigative Reporter

of Fake Pizzagate News

Look Just Like Cheetolini for Only $11.99!

We Can't Handle the Truth

Hail Chaesar!

HUD Secretary Ben Carson Announces Massive New 

Building Program to Store Nation's Surplus of 

Froot Loops

House Built According to Guidelines Set by 

Ben Carson, HUD Secretary

21st Century Schizoid Santa

In the late 17th century, a term was invented to 

describe someone like Mike Pence:  Pious Fraud.

"Ya know, Steve Bannon, after you shower, shave, and 

comb your hair, you don't look half bad."

"We're moving into a land of both shadow and substance. 

We've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone."

Al Capone Designs My Long Coats

Trump Brags about How He Didn't Need to Wear a 

Villain Costume to Look Villainous

Federal Officials to Explore Different Route for Dakota 

Pipeline; Shortcut Through Trump Tower Under 

Active Consideration

'Conway Says Search for Secretary of State Expanding'

"Kick Baldwin in the nads, Beavis!"

"Just as Trump's chat with the President of Taiwan was

'just a phone call', what we're wearing is 'just bed linens'."

Enfant Terrible

Supergirl Sues Kellyanne Conway for Defamation of

Character

Doctor Psycho Sez:  "If Kellyanne's a

Woman, it's a Wonder!"