Thursday, March 03, 2022

World's Worst Yobs #444
Sergei Naryshkin


Bring out the Jumbotrons!  The Church Militant is 
on the move!

"Staunchly conservative Oklahoma has emerged as an 
unlikely weed utopia with more than 12,000 cannabis 
businesses and the nation’s highest per capita rate of 
medical marijuana patients."  (That's one weed
store per 331.666 Okies.) 

House Resolution Passes 426-3

Tucker Carlson Questions the Qualifications of 
Supreme Court Nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson 
and Demands to See Her LSAT Score, Birth 
Certificate, and Mean Girls Card

Tucker Carlson Denies Being Russian Agent 
After Taking Kremlin's Side

Resurrection of the Comsymps

Wednesday, March 02, 2022

Ron DeSantis Sez:  "We gotta stop with this COVID theater!"

Help De-Nazify the Texas Governor's Office.  Vote BETO 2022!

Warm Scuzzies #1,142
Van Taylor

Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene Doing Their
Heckler Monkey Impression During Biden's SOTU

VladMax!

"Eleven Republican and thirteen Democratic state senators 
joined together to censure Wendy Rogers following her 
violent and discriminatory comments made at a white 
nationalist conference."

Governor of Iowa's Responds to Biden's SOTU:
"LIE LIE LIE LIE *breathes* 
LIE LIE LIE *looks off camera* 
LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE *blinks* 
LIE LIE LIE LIE."

Here's What It'll Look Like When Rocket Crashes Into Moon

Louie Gohmert Places 4th in Republican Primary Race
for Attorney General, Garners 17% of the Vote

Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene Scream, 
"Trojan PiƱata!", During Joe Biden's State of the
Union Address

Trickle-Down Economics

Grandma Called It 'Roughage'

Tuesday, March 01, 2022

"Is that Josh Gottheimer?"
"No, it's some other Centrist Hot Dogger."

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #226
I Walked with a GOPer

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #156
Janice McGeachin

All of a sudden, Don Huffines began to speak in Internet
memes from the 1990s.

McCarthy Chastises Marjorie Taylor Greene

Putin Plans ‘Medieval Siege’ of Kyiv

Trump Sez:  "The secret of a really good tweet is just
 the right amount of crazy.”

World Taekwondo Revokes Putin's Honorary
Black Belt; Hong Kong Phooey Concurs

Pat Robertson Sez:  "I think you can say, well, Putin's 
out of his mind, and yes, maybe so. But at the same time 
he's being compelled by God. He went into Ukraine, but
 that wasn't his goal. His goal was to move against Israel, 
ultimately."

Monday, February 28, 2022

No longer flushing classified documents down
the toilet, Trump is now flushing rubles.

Is Tucker Carlson backpedaling on Putin?

Vladimir, My Pet Weasel

Don't Be a Renter.  Be an Owner.

 Ukrainian Ambassador Offers Putin Free Bunker
 to Kill Himself In

Trump’s Social Media Platform, Fantastic Contraption, 
Plagued by Errors During Rocky Rollout

For Those Who Believe Joe Rogan Shouldn't Be the
Only One to Make a Fortune Being a Racist Asswipe

Most people don't know Trump founded NATO in 1949, 
when he was only three-years-old.

Putin's Sermon at the Conference Table

Lauren Boebert and Her Boys Getting Ready to
Liberate Canada

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #155
Andrew Walls

Warm Scuzzies #1,141
John Demsey

Hackers Change Call Sign of Putin's Yacht to 
'Rubber Duckie'

From Wylie with Love, Starring Nicole Reffitt and Guy
Reffitt, Capitol Hill Insurrectionist

Sunday, February 27, 2022

Tom Cotton Refuses Four Times to Condemn Trump 
for Praising Putin

Lenin Shows Putin How It's Done

Dutch Schaefer Knows a Predator When He Sees One

Putin Astride His Trusty Steed Rides Triumphantly
Toward Kiev

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #206
Michelle Malkin, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and
Nick Fuentes

When Mitt Romney refers to someone as 'the feral-eyed man',
you know he must talking about Vladimir Putin.

It's PokĆ©mon Conspiracy Day!

Trump Calls the US a ‘Stupid Country’ and Praises Putin
 as ‘Smart’:  Doctors Agree Trump Urgently Needs Verbal 
Release Therapy