Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #208

Paul Gosar and Marjorie Taylor Greene

Glory Road

The Thing From Another World

Dueling Messiahs

"Like Charlie Kirk says, 'The higher the building, 

the more liberal the voter.  The closer to the ground

 you are, the more conservative you are'."

Old Men with Guns #38

Frank James

Macron Warns Against 'An Escalation of Rhetoric'

Greg Abbott Receives 

Rotten Avocado Award

All Aboard!

Cancel Culture Gets Wiggy

Has Tucker Carlson claimed he de-vaccinated himself 

with a snake bite kit yet?

Elderly Fox News Viewer Enthusiastically Endorses

Florida's 'Don't Say Gray' Law

Warm Scuzzies #1,158

Jason Sullivan

Our young people must be alerted to the

Partisan Hackery of Marc Thiessen.

"Some of Madison Cawthorn's supporters are turning 

on him -- and say he's 'come unscrewed'."

Don't Mess with a Texan's Guacamole!

It's important to keep global warming in the

proper perspective.

Lauren Boebert , Fembot Impersonator

"I Might As Well Sleep For 100 Years Or So."

Spheres of Influence

When Penis Monsters Roamed the Earth

For some unknown reason, every time he heard someone say, 

'woke mob', he imagined Pat Boone in leather.

Headlines We Like to See #23

“At over 90 miles per hour, he had his penis out the 

window … he was masturbating … and that’s 

when it got really, really bad," the witness said.

Trump Sez:  “I think I’m the most honest human being, 

perhaps, that God ever created. Perhaps.”

Watch What You Say Around Your Cat

Banal Fixation

As a small boy, Trump was always running to his mother,

whining that his brother was claiming his lies were 

bigger than his.

And then the day came when Bitcoin merged with QAnon.

Cam Newton, Babe Magnet

It Takes Brass Balls to Be a Septuagenarian

The Night Before the Easter Bunny Freakout

Waiting for the Easter Bunny

When it came to the Tijuana Bible, Ted Cruz was one of

the Senate's leading exegetes.

Toilet Hesitancy

Please do not confuse Dr. Oz with the Wizard of Oz.  

The former is a factitious character while the latter is

 a fictitious character.

Truckers crossing the border from Mexico to the U.S. are 

expressing frustration for having to wait in line up to nine 

hours because of inspections ordered by Governor 

Greg Abbott.

Musclehead the Parrot reminds us that it's

National Pet Day.

Baby Imagining Everything Everywhere All at Once

Body of a Ninja Turtle! Mind of a Neuralink Brain

 Chip! Soul of an Unearthly Thing!

Inspired by Marjorie Taylor Greene's defense of the 

Capitol Hill Insurrection, lawyers for John Wilkes Booth 

could have argued that he only assassinated Abraham Lincoln

 'one time'.

Trumpnik Knows His Sex Toys

New Superhero in the Marvel Cinematic

Universe

Two Blancmange Impersonators

Pope Francis is pissed.  Easter Week isn't going to be

all fun and games this year.

I Skipped My Botox Appointment Thanks 

to This Beauty Tool

When Republicans start cannibalizing each other, 

it's helpful to think of the GOP as the Donner Party.

Eddie the Schnauzer Commences Holy Week

Why does a Republican's entire body get

hard when he starts accusing Democrats

of being soft on sex crimes, like pedophilia?

Marjorie Taylor Greene Sez:  "Matt, I'm really grateful 

for you, as in your character and as a man that would 

stand up and defend me as a woman. Because we need 

to recognize that women are the weaker sex, and men 

are stronger than us."

When you see Mary, Joseph, and Little Baby Cheeses, you 

know it's only 259 days until Christmas.