Some critics of Sonia Sotomayor say her fondness
for Patitas de Cerdo con Garbanzo (Pigs' Feet and
Chickpea Stew) will make her interpretation of
the Constitution too spicy to suit the average
Wonderbread Republican.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #42
Mark Krikorian

Rightist Blog Faces Cease-and-Desist Order
for Incessant and Flagrant Self-Parody

"What's the matter with Francesca? Is she ill?"
"Oh, it's nothing serious. She always acts like
that when she hears someone say,
'Newt Gingrich'."

Today---May 27, 2009---is Henry Alfred Kissinger's birthday.
At 86, he remains the cold-blooded turdhead he's always been.

What if you had been fated to be Roger Ailes, the

American president of the Fox News Channel,

and knew that Lee Atwater had informed everyone

in the afterworld that you're probably the creepiest

person ever to walk on two legs over the surface of

Planet Earth? Luckily for you, that turned out to be only

a nightmare you had after taking too much Melatonin.

The new Judgebot is certified to be genderless, sexless,
identityless, and 100% empathy-free. Furthermore,
it is designed to never engage in judicial activism or
legislating from the bench, and can decide complex
Constitutional cases while simultaneously solving
the most difficult Rubik's Cube puzzles.

Jonah Goldberg Reportedly Unhappy
When Friends Tell Him He Is Looking
More and More Like His Mom

Peruvian Miner Backs Sotomayor Nomination, Refuses
to Listen to Protracted Pre-Confirmation Drivel

For a Limited Time Only: Buy One Tata Nano
and Two Large Drinks at the Regular Price, Get
the Second Tata Nano Free

"I was once a contestant in the Miss Universe Pageant,
but I got crossways with Donald Trump and fell on
hard times."

Karl Rove, who attended nearly a half dozen colleges
but never graduated from any of them, thinks Sonia
Sotomayor, who graduated summa cum laude from
Princeton and earned a law degree from Yale, isn't
smart enough to be on the Supreme Court. His
opinion calls to mind the Dragnet theme:
"Dumb-da-dumb-dumb!"

Liz Cheney, a Chip Off the Old Blockhead

VW Micro-Microbus

"In postfeminist America," Ross Douthat avers,
"men are happier than women." So, if you're a
woman, Ross is happier than you are, even though
he doesn't look like it.

If we lived in the Real World, the confirmation

of Sonia Sotomayor to be a Supreme Court justice
would proceed expeditiously and with dignity. But
we live in the Unreal World, where dragons and
other horrid beasties roam freely.

You can smoke it, sniff it, or snort it. But as
any rightist will tell you, if you want to be
seriously crazy, you have to mainline it.

Kim Jong-Il Casts Deciding Vote in Favor of
Admitting North Korea into an Organization
Even More Exclusive Than the U. S. Senate:
The Nuclear Club

"Would the Republican Party, conservatives, rightists,
and other assorted wingnuts please find some younger
talent to play villains in America's political theater?
This is necessary in order to keep the American people
from falling asleep and snoring during the show.
Thank you."

While you're waiting for an invitation from George and
Laura Bush to come over to their place for some chips
and dip, here are a few interior shots of their $3.1 million
mansion in Preston Hollow.