Saturday, May 17, 2014

Heck's Angel Harley Brown Sez:  "I was living in Fat Jack’s 
cellar because my wife, ex-wife had given me trumped up,
 some restraining orders. I couldn’t see my kids. It was a 
mess. And Fat Jack’s old lady, Fat Jack’s wife said, 'Get 
this lunatic out of my cellar! He’s starting a presidential 
campaign!'"
Hulk Hogan Wannabe Aboard His Bundy Landspeeder
Chris McDaniel Accused of 'Pieing' Senator Thad Cochran
with Mississippi Mud Pie
Warm Scuzzies #467
Clayton Thomas Kelly
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #170
Pamela Geller and Michele Bachmann

Friday, May 16, 2014

Foxy Lady and Chippendale Dancers Defending 
Traditional Values from ESPN's Left-Wing Agenda
Operation American Spring Less of a 'Movement', 
More of a 'Shart'
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #39
Robert Copeland
It's true:  Obamacare is not for people who
misspell 'sux'.

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #570
Kerry Bentivolio
"Oh, pay no mind to what you see over my left shoulder.
It's just Harley Brown, a hallucination I have when
I forget to take my potassium iodide for the coming
radioactive apocalypse."
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #38
Amy Kushnir
Oxymorons for Our Time #164
Arkansas Supreme Court
Parential Advisory #6
Graphic Monster Smooching
Warm Scuzzies #466
University of North Dakota Students

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Osama Ben Sasse Sez:  "Government cannot force citizens to 
violate their religious beliefs under any circumstances."
[Even if they believe Allah commands them to fly planes
into the World Trade Center?]
Barack Caguama and
 the Problem of Infinite
Regress:  It's Turtles
All the Way Down
Operation American Spring
Andrew Breitbart Singing 'Six Feet of Dirt Ain't Enough 
to Keep Me Down'

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Warm Scuzzies #465
Tom Wheeler