Bostonian Practicing Safe Breath with Dentyne Ice

Governor Brownback Changes His Genus to Kansanisia, 

Says He Doesn't Like Genus Homo

"That Homo sapiens costume you're wearing, Governor 

Brownback, doesn't fool us for a New York minute!"

America's gun culture won't change until owning a gun

 is as uncool as wearing a Bluetooth headset.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #612

David Moore

"Hey, there aren't nearly enough mics up here!"

"How does that Puritan get away with burning 

people at the stake?"

"He claims a 'religious exemption'."

"Would you mind stop calling white American terrorists

 'lone wolves'?  Lone wolves don't murder people."

It's official:  there are now enough 'lone wolves' to make

up a 'wolf pack'.

Craig Stephen Hicks, White American Terrorist,

Murders Three Muslims Near University of North

Carolina-Chapel Hill Campus

"I like my illusions better than your illusions."

Little Known Fact #58

Senator John Barrasso (R-WY) originated the 'Hands Up,

Don't Shoot' meme at CPAC four years ago.

Same-Sex Marriage makes Clarence

Thomas sad.  He has obviously forgotten

when an interracial marriage in the

South would have gotten an African-

American man, like himself, lynched. 

 He's like the recent immigrant to 

the United States who demonizes 

'illegal aliens' and wants them to

self-deport.

"Don't be such a baby!  Like Mike Huckabee says,

 'Beheading is much worse than a sunburn'."

"In our religion, saying 'Beheading is much worse than a 

sunburn' is a damnable heresy and a capital crime.  So, 

off with your head!"

Mike Huckabee Trips and Falls Into Own Asshole; 

Rescue Efforts Underway

"Let what just happened to Judge Roy Moore be a lesson

to you all!  Be not deceived; the Supreme Court is 

not mocked!"

"Hey, I'd swear that commandment wasn't there yesterday!"

Jeb Bush Demonstrating How the Pros Suck Koch

If Scott Walker gets his wish, will he establish 

a 'puppet regime' in Washington?